waxwinged:

So apparently I’m a direct descendant of Countess Elizabeth Bathory, more commonly known as “The Bloody Lady of Csejte” or “The Bloody Countess”, the most prolific female serial of all time. You learn weird things on vacation with my family

welcometomyroleplaydomain:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

legend milk? soda big? legend big? soda milk? soda big? legend jug? what am I…?

OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT OMFGGGGGGGGG

how the fuck am i supposed to survive this movie

welcometomyroleplaydomain:

luaru:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

wait for iiiitt……

legend milk? soda big? legend big? soda milk? soda big? legend jug? what am I…?

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

bisexual-community:

ihaventfinishedyet:

 Note: The REAL Piper of Orange is the New Black has clearly stated, "Well, you know, I’m bisexual so, I’m a part of the gay community.” Additionally she has pointed out that she came out at "either 18 or 19", and "had relationships with many, many women before I met Nora and after I met Nora."

So viewers should be aware that it was a "creative decision" of the shows writers, producers + NetFlix to minimize and erase the character’s actual + stated bisexuality by never using the "B-Word", turning her instead into a tired bisexual trope. This should not be viewed as at all realistic.

IRL Piper Kerman is a strong, interesting, out bisexual women in a different gender marriage, who participates in her LGBT Community and works hard for Prison Reform.

The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up.
My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again.

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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